10.31.08: Yeah, but who's counting? Turns out Paris Hilton and her “rocker” boyfriend Benji Madden love being in love so much that they celebrate their month anniversaries. You know, like you did back in middle school. MORE
10.24.08: Mental image of the day? Check. With his big-screen moving photo spread, “High School Musical 3,” hitting theaters this weekend — seriously, its box office take is going to be all the money our country has left — Zac Efron has had to go on the record to combat some nasty rumors. No, silly, not those nasty rumors. MORE
10.20.08: I wanna hold your head Trouble’s afoot for one very forgetful auctioneer in London. Joby Carters was transporting the head of a wax sculpture of Paul McCartney—and left it on a train. MORE
10.17.08: They wanna be in pictures With a new album due in December and her serotonin levels stabilized, Britney Spears is feeling great. Why, an anonymous source even says Britney “is in a good place right now,” and how often can we say that about her? MORE
10.10.08: Don't touch the hair! London critics can be tough. Beloved animatronic Zac Efron was leaving a performance of the new West End play “Rain Man” Wednesday with “girlfriend” Vanessa Hudgens when he was accosted by a laptop-carrying crazy person. MORE
10.06.08: Celebs pray to the darndest things It’s time for our not-at-all-regular Celebrity Religion Roundup. It seems Britney Spears has finally given up on ever understanding Kabbalah, the celebrity alternative to Judaism. MORE
10.03.08: A little help here? It’s not all rose petals and reenactments of Benetton ads over in the Jolie-Pitt household. According to Star magazine, Angelina Jolie is so bummed out after giving birth to twins this summer that Brad Pitt has sent her to therapy. Moody? Depressed? Maybe moving to Berlin wasn’t such a good idea after all. MORE
09.26.08: Oh, don't act so surprised British PR flacks are feigning outrage because Amy Winehouse, that pillar or moderation and class, has reportedly ruined some dresses sent to her on loan in the run-up to London Fashion Week. MORE
09.19.08: Commercials about nothing Have you seen those kooky Microsoft commercials with Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates trying to act normal? Well, you won’t anymore. MORE
09.12.08: She can DJ her own wedding! Supposedly, wedding bells are ringing around Hollywood because Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are going to tie the knot. It doesn’t matter that they’re not even officially an item yet. MORE